poop excuse me please

I’m so pissed

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

fagome:

are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

protip #43

supermoclel:

unsure of your real friends? get a bowl cut and see who stays

ava-ire:

*someone who ive never met befores follow forever shows up on my dash* *im not on it* what the fuck

breakfastburritoe:

up-at12-again:

breakfastburritoe:

part lion

What I wanna know is why there are so many Shrek pictures…

Um those are selfies from my webcam?? Are you suggesting im an ogre that’s kind of rude i thought this website was accepting of differences but apparently not

breakfastburritoe:

up-at12-again:

breakfastburritoe:

part lion

What I wanna know is why there are so many Shrek pictures…

Um those are selfies from my webcam?? Are you suggesting im an ogre that’s kind of rude i thought this website was accepting of differences but apparently not